All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noahís Ark Plan ahead! It wasnít raining
when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit! When youíre 600 years old, someone might ask
you to do something really big. Donít listen to critics! Ė do what has to be done.
Build on high ground. For safetyís sake, travel in pairs. Two heads are better
than one. Speed isnít always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so
were the snails. If you canít fight or flee Ė Float! Take care of your animals
as if they were the last ones on earth. Donít forget that weíre all in the same
boat. When the doo-doo gets really deep, donít sit there and complain Ė shovel!!
Stay below deck during the storm. Remember that the Ark was built by amateurs
but the Titanic was built by professionals. If you have to start over, have a
friend by your side. Remember that the woodpeckers inside are often a bigger threat
than the storm outside. Donít miss the boat. No matter how bleak it looks, thereís
always a rainbow on the other side.